popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

fantastcbeasts:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

thisisnotnovafrank:

iamanantichrist:

a-sarcastic-feminist:

ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you

Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn

I can’t believe that OTHER WOMEN are participating in this like jesus tapdancing christ…

Don’t generally reblog this stuff, but I swear to god if I ever hear any of my followers are talking shit like this, I’ll go after them with a rusty spoon.

this hurts me

tardistwerking:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

these are mentioned in a one direction song and i was v confused bc i thought it meant a polo like ralph lauren polo

oh my god same I was like that is really a stretch of a simile if they’re talking about the buttonholes in a polo shirt  

supermegafangirlawesomehot:

BLERGHSAOFADDGHLGSLD I JUST GOT MY JOHN GREEN WRITING SNEAK PEEK FROM THE PROJECT FOR AWESOME AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN’T EVEN READ IT